when the cashier gives u back ur change and ur putting it away but u cant do it fast enough and suddenly theyre holding out ur shopping bag and u have no hands and the coins are dropping to the ground and the bag goes up in flames and the cashier is crying and ur crying and ur wallet is screaming and ur descending into hell
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just when you thought it was safe to go into the ocean
it is safe. he is our protector
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- 7 years ago
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You’ll understand why storms are named after people.
F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Beautiful and Damned(via wordsnquotes)
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- 7 years ago
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god: okay tiny animals youre ready to be in the world!!!
ants: yipee!! yay!!!
god: okay lets make the anteater now
ants: the what
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